Here is a thing I want to exist.
I woke up in the middle of the night and thought this up and wrote down “bed with moat” in my sketchbook and found it later and went “Huh?… Oh YEAH!”
Ooh, there’s actually a couple of similar designs that actually exist. Check it out! Also this one. Drat! My efforts at breaking into the revolutionary mattress industry are foiled! Oh well, guess it’s this ol’ comics career for me.
Note: Suuuuper creeped out by that “hugging mattress” website. Between the “most moms can move hugging mattress!” promo photo, and the video with the pantomimed jokey stabbing scenario… yeah. I still really want one.